When my friend starts to have sober hang outs with...
lookslikeazipper: Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE...
mister-pond: Me walking in anywhere
Things I learnt from Star Trek Into Darkness: Benedict Cumberbatch beating the shit out of people is far more arousing than you would expect.
After I do a shot of tequila
bridgemcgidge: daily reminder that one time dick grayson got buried alive and once he dug his ass out the first thing he did was start singing
daisygatsbys: do you ever wonder if people could watch your life on tv who they’d ship you with
Benedict Cumberbatch talking about teabagging in an interview. That was a turning point in my life I didn’t see coming.
nickmillers: eXCUSE ME FUCK OGFF
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mrs-orange: meret118: List of British words not widely used in the United States. Lists of words having different meanings in American and British English. List of American words not widely used in the United Kingdom. Oh dear you say “to abseil”?! :D
genderikari: drunk with power, steven moffat declares that the doctor’s name is “steven moffat”
meladoodle: try to close someone’s eyes like a corpse when you’re bored of talking to them
theannieplanet: phaniels: phaniels: im gonna try to figure out how sherlock survived the fall by asking cleverbot do u think ur cute shercock im laughing so hard it made a pun